Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

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Whose your daddy? Not me

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A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

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Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

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Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

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A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

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what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

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Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

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when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

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what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

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Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

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:O <===============3 :===========3 :======3 :===3 :3 It all makes sense now.

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bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

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What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

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Bags of delicious poop.

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7+5=12

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Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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What is green, slimy and has 8 legs? Uncle Martin

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There was once a boy named Aladin. He was very poor until he found a magic lamp. When he rubbed the lamp, a genie poped out of the lamp. He said... "I will grant you one wish, master" Aladin thought about this for a long time, until eventually he said... "I wish for all the chocolate in the world" "Very well, master" And the genie granted his wish and Aladin had all the chocolate in the world Unfortunately, because he ate so much chocolate, Aladin died of heart & liver failure

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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