- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

I love pissing people off :P

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

no jokes left :( ill try to make some more the ones with nude in my comments is mine

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??