- Anti Joke

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

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What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

Why did michael jackson wear white gloves around young boys? His doctor recommended that he do so due to bad circulation.

Why did the Mexican get arrested? Because he crossed the border.

There were three brothers. Big, Harry and Dick. They were walking along the road and were all instantly killed by a drunk driver. Their names were never mentioned and their story was used as a promotion for the seriousness of drunk driving and should not be taken lightly.

A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

A monkey walks into a bar. Monkeys are always funny.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one, its a fairly easy task

Why didn't the Alzheimers patient put on her shoes? She didn't leave the elderly home that day, thus taking away the need to put on shoes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.