If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

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What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

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Why did the house burn down? Obama

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What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

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4 hours later.

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what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

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How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

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How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

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What is the worst joke ever? This one.

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Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

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Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

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A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

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How do you stop a bus? You press the brake pedal, causing the brake pads to squeeze the tires. Which will slow the momentum of the bus to the point of stopping.

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What is orange and annoying? A purple potato.

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What did one pile of dirt say to the other pile of dirt?? You're dirty

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A blind man walks into a wall.

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What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Micheal Jackson has never been on the moon, Neil Armstrong never had plastic surgery and Micheal was a pop star.

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DAAAAAAAAMN! I AM BEHIND THE SQUARE WHEEL AGAIN! AND THAT SHIT IS POINTY! PRETENDING TO CARE IS SUCH A HASSLE! Anyway, I hope you know I was joking (otherwise you would totally be,not as smart as I thought) but yeah lets see, I am the fourth most pointless MAN, after "The square wheel", "My wife" (:)) I guess some guy just married the wrong wife huh?) And the the fucking wheel is a billion times more manly than Justin Bible or whatever you called that... Thing, and that wheel is made from a female tree! What? HAVE THE LAST COMMENT? I DO NOT GET HAVE! I GET TAKE BY FORCE! Well as far as comments and go, and sex of course.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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