whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

all these jokes are horrible now

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

kaite is dumb that is true

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to begin his bartending shift.

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

If life gives you lemonade.

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "i have aids."

Q: why was the women out of the kitchen? A: Probably to partake in one of her many hobbies.

whats worse than school? Summer school

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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