- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

A man walks into a vagina

Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

Two planes walk into an office building

Stephen Hawkins walks into a bar...

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

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