- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

Your sex life.

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

book 'em danno

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

Sharvil has aids 4 times

Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

European on my shoes, buddy.

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