- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

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If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

A woman walked out of the kitchen.

How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

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