- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

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