- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

Q: why is halloween scary? A: because your there!!!

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

5 people are walking

how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

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