Why did the chicken cross the roard? There were no cars in the immediate vacinity and the chicken therefore came to a logical conclusion that it was a rational theorem on which crossing the road could be based.

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How do you shoot an eagle? You don't. The eagle is going too fast for you.

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My mum is called Steve

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What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

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What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

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Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

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A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

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What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

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what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

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Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

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What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

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Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

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what is very tall and red a very tall red building

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Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

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Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

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Gay marriage is freaking gay.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

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what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

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I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

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Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

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You know what's a joke? Something Funny

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Up High. *high fives* In The Middle *high fives* Down Low *high fives* In the Grass *high fives* You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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