Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

Lindsay Lohan

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

race-car = rac-ecar

Dyslexia ruels!

Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

This joke is the worst joke ever.

Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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