- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

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