A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

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A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

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What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

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Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

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What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

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What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

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How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

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What happens when the hydro goes out for 1 second? 1 minute? 1 hour? 1 day? 1 month? 1 year? -1.8 people die. 105 people die. 6,306 people die. 151,338 people die. 4,603,198 people die. 55,238,376 people die. Aw shit, then you have to take account for how many people die of starvation :\, and the ones who froze to death, and the ones who died from heat stroke, And the ones who died of Alzheimers.

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A man and a friend are playing golf one day. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend says: "Wow! That is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You are truly a kind man." The other man replies, "Yeah, well, we were married 35 years."

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What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar... They then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, harmony and understanding between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, they truly can coexist, and decide to pursue peace among one another and the rest of society.

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Black people being friendly.

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whats yellow after cani...nathan

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Chuck norris is seen standing outside a bakery in Paris holding numchucks. He just finished lunch

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Roses were red Violets were blue Until the Fire nation attacked Now it's all black

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I was watching two muffins baking in an oven. One said to the other, "Wow, it's hot in here." The other one said "Wow! A talking muffin!" I went to my psychiatrist the next day, to increase the dosage on my medication.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

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What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

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what is red white and blue? the french flag

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

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Teacher: Pop quiz time class. Sally, what year did we first land on the moon? Sally: It was 1969. Teacher: That is correct. Larry, who killed JFK? Larry: What? I didn't do it, I wasn't even born yet! Teacher: Just answer the question Larry: But sir, I swear I would never do that. You have to believe me. Teacher: Larry, you're an idiot

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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