Why did the baby die? Because he got shot in the head repeatedly.

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knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

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What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

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How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

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A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

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What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

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A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them Why did Jane fall off the swing She has no arms Why did Jack drop his ice cream cone He got hit by a bus Did you know that if you pretend to eat salt you can actualy taste it Do this in public. Why was 6 afraid of 7 Numbers can't think This is the original anti joke A man walked into a bar he is an alcoholic and is distroying his family. Fin a penny pick it up and all the day you will have good luck Until you get hit with a car door. A man is SCUBA diving when he is almost out of air so he takes one breath an holds it to the surface The trip is so long that his lungs explode do to a change in pressure so he died.

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Two muffins were in an oven. One of them said, "It's sure hot in here!" The other muffin didn't respond because it's dead.

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How do you teach an old dog a new trick? Answer: You can't

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2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

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why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

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whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

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whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

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A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

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what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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Anti Joke

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