- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

Miškinis gerai prikolina.

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

Two guys walk into a bar.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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