- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

Women's Rights.

A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

i like it in the mouth

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

whats worse than a kane nothing

What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

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