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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road A. Because he needed to get to the other side

knock! knock! Whos there? Chris Hansen..

A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

Why did the Mexican cross the road? The light was green.

What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

Jew logic fail: Jew: We have endured suffering for thousands of years! Guy: And how old are you again? Jew: eight. Moral: If you see a goddamn moral in this one then post it yourself :P

stephen hawking walks into a bar, and those who recognize him are shocked that he's no longer in his wheelchair, and approach him to let him know this, but it turns out they were wrong, it was just a man with similar facial features to stephen hawking.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for her birthday? A S.T.D

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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