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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry You kill it's family

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well you should really try some.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

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What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

We start counting at 1, therefore 0 is countless. I've slept with countless women.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

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