Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

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The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

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I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

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What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

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the sky is green no it is not

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a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

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A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

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Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

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What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

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What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

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Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

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I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

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"Knock knock." "Come in."

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What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

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Knock Knock Who's There? The I.R.S.

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What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

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Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

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person: Ask me if i'm a tree other person: are you a tree? person: no

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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A thought for the day: Life is like a game of chess. In the constant struggle for power, control and safe positions it makes no difference whether one plays white or black. As long as everything is planned and one stays a few moves ahead, everything will work out. Just don't annoy the queen, or she may send some very irate knights to fork you or a bishop to flank you. [L]

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how do you get lady gaga to wake up in the morning? Hit her with a brick

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "You know, you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate says, "I know, I was just raped by a group of men who thought it would be funny to humiliate me as much as possible. The bartender then called 911 seeing that a horrible crime had just been committed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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