- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

Why was the woman?

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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