what do mexicans and grass have in common You find them both in your front yard

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Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

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How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

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I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

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A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

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Girl goes to see a sex therapist. Girl says, "Doc, though this has never been a problem, for the past 3 months I have been unable to reach climax. Can you help me?" Doc says, "Yes.". And after an intense 18 months of therapy the doctor helped the girl to discover that her inability to reach climax was related to issues of childhood sexual abuse. And after another 36 months of therapy the girl finally found the courage to confront and forgive her unrepentant abuser, as she realized that by not forgiving him, it was like drinking poison while hoping that he would die. And though the doctor did help her,as he had said, the girl never regained her ability to reach climax again.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it has no legs.

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yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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What is better than life? Nothing.

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What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

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What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

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Two condoms walk into a gay bar. The people in the bar are perplexed that two inanimate objects are capable of locomotion.

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Women can vote? wtf

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Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

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what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

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MR MR WHO?? MR MC CANN

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A bear and a furry bunny rabbit were in the woods. The bear ate the rabbit..

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"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?' The horse says "I was just diagnosed with testicular cancer."

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Why are cats mammals? Because they are descended from primordial mammals in the distant past which are the common ancestors of all mammals.

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what shoes do pedafiles wear White vans

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Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

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