- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

Knock Knock Whose there? Its John

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

Knock Knock. Who's there? Shit... Shit who? Wrong house... Do I know you Shitt Ronghouse? Yes. Please come in. Okay.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

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whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

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