- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

what do you call and man that has a twitch every time someone say tissue broken arm, leg, hand, collar bone and there iphone? A mentally and physically demented man that needs serious help from a psychotherapist otherwise matter would get increasingly worse

Yo momma's so fat, however, she takes pride in her size because every body is beautiful.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he...

Why did Hitler kill so many Jews? Because he didn't like them.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

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Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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