How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

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You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

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How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

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Q. Why did the kid drop his tennis racket? A. Because he got run over by a tank!

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Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

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diarrhea.

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are you saying pam, or pan?

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Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

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What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

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Antoni Wilkinsin

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Roses are red, Violets are violet They are not blue You stupid twat

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baloney sandwich

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What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

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My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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New mission: refuse this mission

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What's the difference between a pessimist and a magnet? One is made of flesh and can talk, think and do things. The other is made of metal and can only pull things towards itself or push them away. But strangely, the latter is a lot more welcome in most situations.

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I love you

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PhilosopherCon: "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?"

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

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knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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