- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

Gingers.

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

Mogok Papiti.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

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