- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

This is funny.

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

This is an anti-joke.

What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

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