- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

What do you call a dog with no wings? A dog

I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

Q:What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Nothing, cause thier scissors and paper they don't talk..

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

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