Neil Lewis

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What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

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Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

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What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

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Honk if you're Amish!

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2 + 2 = fish

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How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

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WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

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A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

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What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

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dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

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What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

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If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

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Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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