* How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? * He just need to go to the Register Office and change his name to "a man"

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What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

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what worse then stepping on a lego? watching your son kill your wife

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In Soviet Russia, this joke is an anti-joke.

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if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

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A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

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She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

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In my country we don't swim, we drown.

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Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

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A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

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why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

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A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

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Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

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What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

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(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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*Knock Knock* "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

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Can anyone Lenin money?

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How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

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Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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