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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

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What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

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What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

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fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

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Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

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A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

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How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

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Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

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A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

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What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

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How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

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How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

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What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

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if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

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Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

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Anti Joke

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