What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

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2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

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It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face! -Lets go Mets

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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no rasist joks

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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Jesus walks into a church only to be touched inappropriately.

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Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

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What would Muhammed do?

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A Jew, Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. They have fun there a good time and then they go home.

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What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

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How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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what is the difference between jelly and jam? jelly is smoother where jam has chunks of fruit in it...... and i cant jelly my penis down your throat

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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Please don't tell anybody about me, or I will be hunted down, taken from my family, and be objected to a life of cruel exploitation.

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A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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I HATE G-SPOT AND BTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the preist say to the other preist? 'hey! we're both preists!'

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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