- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

this website even though its hilarious.

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

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