- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What’s the difference between a frog and a duck? One is a frog and one is a duck.

A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

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