- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man breaks into a car, he doesn't steal anything because that would a violation of the car owner's privacy.

What did the blonde waitress say to the man with a curly moustache? Good evening, are you ready to order?; yes [x2]; and what would you like with it?; certanly; there you go; no, I'm sorry; right.

Knock knock. Who's there?

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

Oh you have herpes? yeah, there's an app for that.

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

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oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

Women's Rights

What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

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