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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

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what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

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How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

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