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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

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What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

2 corpses are sitting on a bridge one fell down both are dead

What did squidward do when SpongeBob asked him to be his friend on Facebook? 1.declined it 2.got a restraining order against him 3.wondered how computer generated cartoon characters could send and decline friend requests

My son lost his first tooth today...so proud. Took my punch like a champ

A police officer walks into a bar. He uses the ATM and withdraws 20 dollars. After greeting the bartender he leaves the establishment and proceeds to go on duty. The cop was really friendly.

Looks like you are having a TUFF time recovering from the game.....lol.....

A cowboy walks in to a bar and says to the guy behind the counter "Can I have a glass of water?". The bar tender shot a gun and missed the cowboy by an inch. The cowboy said thanks. Why? Because the cowboy had the hiccups

What's black, white and re(a)d all over ? A penguin in a blender.

You spent your time reading this and realized there was no joke.

what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

(kid is eating a round fruit) friend: Get me an apple too. Kid: I wish I could The kids friend later realizes that his friend was actually eating a peach.

What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

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