What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

There once was this guy and he fell down

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

osama bin laden is dead

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

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What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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