- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's blind.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

What happened when the man was about to hug the sexiest person he ever saw in his life? He hit the mirror.

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

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