Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

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Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

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Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

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Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

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When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

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What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

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Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

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Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

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Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

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Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

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Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

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In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

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Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

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What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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