if life hands u melons, make melonade.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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Three black men were walking...

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What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

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Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

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Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

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How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

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Two people went to a planetarium to see a movie about the solar system. They came out smarter than when they had first walked in.

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A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

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Question: So, what do you get if you put a live dog, a dead cat, some sugarcubes, and your sisters panties (HORMONES OKAY? EVERYBODY KNOWS HORMONES EQUALS SPICE! Or something anyways...) In a blender until its all red and squishy? The hell I know, but put some Redbull in it, and its fucking delicious!

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I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

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I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

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why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

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What do Jim Carrey, Kim Jing-un and Justin Bieber have in common? A penis.

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Women's rights.

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing. Cats can't talk.

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Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

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