- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the midget went to the midget store

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

Canadians

What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

What's 9 + 10 19

Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

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