- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

My friend told me to jump right off a cliff That's impossible since this cliff goes left...

Knock Knock. Come in.

Q:How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? A:Depends on the volume of said tub.

What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

Why didn't the girl make the basketball team? She has no arms or legs.

So a horse walks into a bar... I forget the rest of the joke but you're mom is a whore..

Knock Knock I'm sorry but the new don't ask don't tell laws require me to not answer but do feel free to come in for some tea.

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

You know what sucks ? A vacuum.

Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

What's more annoying than reading a joke you can't understand? ?????

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

Whats the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge doesn't fart when you take your meat out!

How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

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