What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

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What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

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Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

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What's grey and can't fly? A castle

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What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

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Soccer...

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

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What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

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Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

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A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

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A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

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roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

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Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

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