What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

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Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

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Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

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How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

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why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

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What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

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How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

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You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

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Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

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What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

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Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

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Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

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why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

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What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

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Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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Will you please answer one question for me? "Yes" Thank you. -walk away-

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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