A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

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Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? All the inventory was destroyed.

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What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's white and sticky? A stick painted white.

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What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

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Bob Saget

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whats brown and fluffy? brown fluff

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Why does it take longer to build a Blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one? The trip to find a blonde wig suitable for a snowman, especially if you are picky and have a certain wig in mind, generally takes up more time than not searching for a wig at all.

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Q: How do you make a clown frown? A: Hit it with an ax.

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What do you call a midget on the moon? A midget.

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What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

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-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

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Knock knock, Who's th- IMA FIRIN' MA LAZOR

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

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A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

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What did the black boy find on his doorstep A package from his grandparents in Australia

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Whats gay and smells like paint? A gay man covered in paint.

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Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I am a dog.

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So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

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A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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