- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

What's round and orangey? An orange.

I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

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