- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

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