Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

Why did Timmy stay home on the day of the big test at the public school? He was homeschooled

What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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