- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

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