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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

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What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

Who invented apple? God

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

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