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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

THUMBS THIS DOWN AND I WILL KILL YOU! TOTAL PEOPLE DIED FROM THUMBING THIS DOWN: 147289347809237489

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

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What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

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