What happened to the child who was rushed into hospital with a deadly disease? He pulled through. I'ts depressing to be constantly hearing sad anti jokes, so here is a nice one. The child in question lived to eighty one, had a great life and a good job. See, it's nice to read a happy anti joke!

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there was a blonde red head and black they were on misty mountain the black was the smartest so she jumped off and said bird flew like a bird the red jumped and said falcon and glided like a falcon then the blonde the dumb one tripped said oh crap turned into crap and wentt to the bottom and bursted

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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So a man walks into a bar carrying a giant clock. One of his friends asks, "Hey, whats up with the clock?" His friend then responds, "A goddamned genie gave it to me, i can't take it anymore. Here take his lamp." The man decided to rub the lamp and thinks to himself, "Gee, I'm gonna wish for 1 million dollars." The genie comes out and asks the man, "What wish could i grant you today?" The man says, "I wish i could have 1 million dollars!!" The genie replies, "As you please." All of a sudden, a studded dog collar appears. Then another, and another. Soon there were 1 million dog collars in the bar. The man yells, "WHAT IS THIS?!?! I DIDNT WISH FOR 1 MILLION COLLARS!!!" His friend then replies, "I didn't wish for a giant clock either...."

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Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

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What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

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What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

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Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

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An Asian with a big dick.

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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

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How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

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Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

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– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

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this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

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why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

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Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

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What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

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Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

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I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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