What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

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Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

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say it ten times fast: oh

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What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

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If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

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True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

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why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

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Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

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what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

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what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

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i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

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Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

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david what a baghead

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So a white president,a mexican president, and a black president,are on a plane and its going down. The white president wishes he was a dove, and he flies away to safety. Then the mexican president wishes he was an eagle and he flies away to safety. Then the black president falls out the plane and says o s**t and turns into poop.

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Knock knock Whos there? A rapist. Go away I'm calling the police!! (The rapist then proceeds to break open the door, beat the woman repeatedly with a baseball bat, and then rapes her)

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Presents.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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