- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

What do u call a cripple Biv

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

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