Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

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I hate Jews The Holocaust

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wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

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Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

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once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

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I am very humble.

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

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*Knock Knock* "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

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What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

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What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

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A drunken man grabbed a gun and shot his entire family to death. Luckily, a even drunker man had shot them moments before, so it really only served to ruin the perfectly good wall behind them with bullet holes.

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Basically copying you.

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Whats the answer to life? im not sure

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So these two girls have a cup .

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what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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