yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

Why did? Yes

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

What hurts like hell? HELL

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

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