Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

field day?

thumb_up thumb_down -3

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What did the grape do after it was stepped on? Nothing, as it was incapacitated, and even under normal circumstances, it would be incapable of performing any voluntary actions as it is only a grape.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

thumb_up thumb_down -3

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Wolfjob.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops