MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

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Ben has 3 apples and Charlie has 2 apples, how many carrots can fit in my anus? Banana, because cows have 4 legs

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whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

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Guess who is violent. Osama

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knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

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Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

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Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

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Do u take sugar?

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your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

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What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

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How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

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Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

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What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

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What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

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I have read the terms and conditions

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

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why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

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I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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