what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Ebola

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

what is orange and blue 2 colors

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

Why was the Japanese man unable to see? Because it was extremely sunny outside and he had forgotten to wear sunglasses.

What did the Asian say to the Mexican working at the friutstand? Hi, I'm Asian!

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