- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

Robin, get in the batmobile

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

What's worse than 100 dead babies stapled to a wall? 100 live babies stapled to the wall!!!

Two monkeys are sittin in a bathtub. The first monkey says to The second, "HEY! pass the soap." The second says to the The first monkey, "DUDE. thats not soap, its a typewriter!!!!"

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a carpet? I don't sell carpets.

There were two muffins in an oven. They were forgotten about by the baker so they cried, caught fire, burned to death, and formed a medium-sized pile of ashes.

"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

what do you get if you put in a pan- a raw chicken, a lemon, assorted vegetables, onions, maybe some soy sauce, and a little olive oil then place this pan into an oven for around two hours, allowing the chicken to moisten. then serve with the assorted vegetable .supper.

Justin Beiber

knock! knock! Who's there ...So y do you have a peep whole?

Me and the wife spent her Birthday in bed, if you know what I mean. We're both severely disabled.

Why did the little girl stop riding her bike? She was hit by a car.

Roses are red Violets are blue Cats meow Dogs have four legs

Why did you loose the basketball game? Because they scored more points than us.

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