- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there open open who the door

What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

"Solids tunderf" he said, while chewing his gum.

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

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