Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

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What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

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A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips violently.

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I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

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What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

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Guns dont kill people...whoever pulled the trigger kills people

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What did the black man say to the mexican? Hello

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What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

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I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

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What's the difference between a chair and an identical chair? Nothing.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

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whats worse then being a black kid with out a father? is not that bad it happens all the time

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Q: What do you get if you combine a melody, instrumentation, rhythm, and vocals? A: Um, music, you idiot.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Killing your friend as a joke.

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Why couldn't the man make it to work? Because as he was leaving his apartment, he saw a gruesome murder on the street that was part of an ever-growing and evolving genocide. Quickly following this, he broke down into psychological turmoil and wandered aimlessly through the streets until he eventually reached a forest, where he was taken in by a wild boar and raised to believe in boar-gods. The man died peacefully while planting potatoes.

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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Yo mamma is so fat She has to wear big pants and is easily fatigued.

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what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

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What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

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Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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