- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

Ain't idn't a word.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

whats small and sexually confused? YOu

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

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