- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

your mom

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

A ship wrecks in the South Pacific ocean. Only one man survives. He swims to a semi-deserted island, and is later eaten by the cannibal inhabitants

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

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