This night was a stormy one, alot was destroyed, but the spirit of Little Jonny Harrison lived on with a shining light so strong it could blind some. Jonny lived in Ristoville, a village atop a hill. Citizens of Ristoville were frightened for their lives, all but Jonny. He was bullied from a young age of 3 months, by his Uncle Clive, who was a Catholic Priest, full-time. Fear shined in the eyes of the normal residents, whilst, in Jonny's heart, there glowed a glow of pure hope and confidence, Jonny Harrison, was going into the storm. Jonny knew he could amount to something, if he really really tried. He has 6 years behind him, and a long life ahead, and he figured, what's the worst that could happen? He pondered this, and ultimately came to the conclusion that there will be nothing worse out there than Uncle Clive's "Magical Basement of Happiness". Jonny sat his mother down, looked her in the eye and whispered farewell. He wished his father the best wishes possible. Finally, Rosie Harrison, Jonny's sweet old Grandmother, who had been addicted to Crystal Meth for about 25 years now and been through 13 interventions and countless failed suicide attempts, opened her ears to young Jonathon's speech, he said softly in her ear, the words, "Hang in there, Gran. I know you can pull through, I may be only six but I sure as heck know how much i care for you.". The words of love echoed in her fragile little ears as Jonny walked away. He took with him a couple cartons of Ribena and his lucky medal and took his first step outside. He took out a carton of Ribena, strongly crumpled it up, slightly spraying fruit juice on his dungarees, and threw it to the wet grass. He faced the towering lightning cloud and shouted, "Nothing will stop me!". Jonny died shortly after of AIDS. His Uncle Clive was sentence to 5 years in a high security prison for child molestation and consistant child abuse and paedophillia. Rosie Harrison died later that day.

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Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

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what gets louder as it gets smaller? a baby in a trash compacter.

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Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

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It's okay, I got the yogurt.

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This sentence is not humorous in any fashion whatsoever.

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What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

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What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

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how did the ant die? i stepped on it

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What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

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what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

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What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

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Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

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What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

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Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

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how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

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what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

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What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

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Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

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