- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

I love alchohol!

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

What is 1 inch long and eats everyone in it's way .... my pet fish

Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

How did the three girls get free drinks? Two of them were attractive and out of obligation to "the game" the third girl was also purchased a beverage.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Bill Walters from across the street. How are we talking through a door?

What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

you gay?

Why was Susie crying? There was a frog stapled to her face.

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