- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

Q.what does the kid scream when he see's a creepy man in a big van pull up? A. ICE CREAM!

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

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