What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

thumb_up thumb_down +11

What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Pickles are powerful

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

A Cheerio is at Cheerio high school, and there is another Cheerio that he wants to ask to the prom, but she is a frosted Cheerio and because of Cheerio social statuses she would not go with him. So he goes to the Cheerio factory so he can become a frosted Cheerio. The factory workers tell him that he can be a frosted Cheerio, but the machines are malfunctioning today and they can only frost half of him. He agrees, and the girl Cheerio goes to the prom with him. He shows up at the prom with her, and she asks him to get her some punch. So, he's walking around, looking for the punch line, when he realizes: There isn't any.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Death by kayak

thumb_up thumb_down +11

how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

thumb_up thumb_down +11

What did Santa say to the prostitute? "Merry Christmas!"

thumb_up thumb_down +11

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops