why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

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Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

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Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

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What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

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Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

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Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

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Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

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What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

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What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

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What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

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Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

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Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

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Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

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What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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