- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you, but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl empty and so is your head.

What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

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