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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

it's funny because it's funny

So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He payed for his drinks, tipped the bar tender, drank a few too many so he got a cab home.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the fried chicken restaurant... BAWK BAWK cannibal

Why did the chicken was the boat see the genie yes but dog said meow? Last night when you were sleeping, I took a dump in your shoes and used your toothbrush to wipe my butt. Then I took your wallet and flushed down the toilet.

a red boat and a blue boat collided all the survivors still have nightmares to this day

Your mother is so fat, that if she had 8 clones of her, they would probably not be able to stand in the elevator together due to the maximum capacity, and safety hazard.

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q: What did ine sweaty arab man say to the other sweaty arab man? A: "I'm sweaty"

Chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn, He calls someone to do it for him and then he pays them a great deal of money considering he has a large lawn.

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

What's green and has wheels? Weed. I lied about the wheels.

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

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