- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

What's red and a cow? Red cow

Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Black people having a Job.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

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